The Gem in my Hotmail Junkbox

From Hospital,

With Due Respect, I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart. My name is Mrs Karen Wright from Chile; my husband Parker Wright worked with Chile embassy in Malaysia before his death, we were married for 32years without a child and He died after a brief illness that lasted for only few days. I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which my religion is against. When my husband was alive he deposited the sum of $5.5Million USD with one of the bank here.

Recently I have my test report that my liver has been damage due to cancer affection. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to help the orphanages around the world through you the way I am going to instruct here in. I want you to use this fund to help the Orphanages, widows, les-privilege to have there life’s a meaning, and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good at all because they are the one that killed my husband in other to have my entire late husband properties and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation whereby my husband inheritance will be used in an ungodly way.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.

Hoping to receive your response immediately

Mrs Karen Wright (widow)

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Poor Mrs Karen Wright! I have so many questions to ask before I help you:

 1. I know you are a grieving widow but did your husband die of a "brief illness" or was He murdered   by his family? There's a big difference here, Mrs. Wright, and the latter involves police, courts and most likely jail time (or whatever sort of justice system you have down there in Chile).

 2. Where were you considering getting a child outside of matrimonial home? The local NICU?

 3. Sorry about your liver but clearly cancer loves it. Truly, cancer is affectionate in that way.

 4. Why would you spend $5.5 million USD to endeavour that the house of God is maintained? 

 5. Do you even know what bank your husband deposited that money? Because that actually seems like the place you should start searching. I don't know what year you were born but there are A LOT of banks now, just FYI (From Your Igloo).

Please assure ME that you will answer accordingly as I STATED hereafter. And please, Mrs Karen Wright (widow), take your meds!!